The blizzard had been raging for a week. All the rope was gone (that is a fate worse than death for me) , TV was broken and the computer had crashed. Suddenly I had a plan. I would take out a file and some copper pipes and start filing until they were all powder. Then I would put all the powder a bowl and put it in the oven and put it at 50 degrees Celsius for 2 minutes. This would make copper oxide. When it is done, I would let it cool down. After that I would make a solution of copper sulphate and hydrochloric acid (translation – CUSO4 + HCL), then pour it on the copper oxide. When it is dry, I would take a handful of the powder and throw it into our fireplace which would make the flame green. When I did this, I heard a loud BOOM! A giant can of beans fell from the fireplace onto the carpet! When I opened it, I heard a huge FART!!!!! A giant troll came out of the can of beans and said, “I have been dying to do that!”
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