announcer: ladies and greenmen, we interrupt our program of screaming torture to bring you a special bulletin... at 20 minutes to half orbit this morning Dr. Squigglypants reported several explosions in the outer rim. Back to our program of screaming torture.
half an hour later...
announcer:we interrupt our program of screaming torture because Dr. Knowitall has reported a flying object in the gas layer so watch out and stay tuned.
Ahhhhh!!! ZZZZZZZZ!!!!!! Ahhhh!!!!!!!!
announcer: Everyone stay in your craters. Lock your plutonium doors! Earthlings have landed!! I can see that they are planting some sort of stick with a piece of cloth on it. It is red, white and blue and has stars and stripes on it. This might be the end.
1 minute later
announcer: They are coming closer!!!
astronaut: With all due respect sir, we come in peace. (sticking up a snot covered finger!)
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