The Car.

When I was about 3 I would go for a walk at the beach every week with my grandpa. The sand tasted bad. Whenever we went there, there was a man that mowed the grass. He would give me toys that he found on the ground. The one he gave me that time was a toy car. Then I went to play with it in the sand and I lost it. I was really sad. About 4 years later I was walking on the beach with him again and I found the car.

I woke up this morning with a feeling that something unusual was going to happen. So I got ready for school, but when I got there the teacher was FAT! She had teeth the size of wallnuts, she had eyes the size of bb's, and she was a substitute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! At recess she didn't let us go out side. She made us do 782545174651848q pages of math. After about 3 minutes she went to the bathroom and as fast as we could go we all ran home.

The door to our classroom slowly opened and in walked Frankenstein! He was short but fat. He said he liked potato sauce, mustard and peanut butter sandwiches! He said to the teacher," burp!!!!", and with that the teacher threw him out of the classroom and into the office!

invasion of stuff

announcer: ladies and greenmen, we interrupt our program of screaming torture to bring you a special bulletin... at 20 minutes to half orbit this morning Dr. Squigglypants reported several explosions in the outer rim. Back to our program of screaming torture.

half an hour later...

announcer:we interrupt our program of screaming torture because Dr. Knowitall has reported a flying object in the gas layer so watch out and stay tuned.

Ahhhhh!!! ZZZZZZZZ!!!!!! Ahhhh!!!!!!!!

announcer: Everyone stay in your craters. Lock your plutonium doors! Earthlings have landed!! I can see that they are planting some sort of stick with a piece of cloth on it. It is red, white and blue and has stars and stripes on it. This might be the end.

1 minute later

announcer: They are coming closer!!!

astronaut: With all due respect sir, we come in peace. (sticking up a snot covered finger!)

Crazy Sentences

#1THE BUS STOP WAS MADE OF CANDY AND EVERY ONE ATE IT.
#2WE HAD A MUSIC CLASS IN A KENNEL.
#3Mummy mummy had a stuffed tummy.It took up the whole room!
#4The man laughed his head off and 100 years later he was a head less skeleton.
#5 Vampires suck tomato juice out of the ground in front of farmers.
#6 Due to bat's huge front teeth and tiny back teeth, they have to be vegatarians.

Introducing Robinson Crusoe

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!Robinson Crusoe is an interesting man.He doesn't use a toilet because he is stranded on a marooned desert. He kills people who try to kill him because he is a independent survivor. He is very contradictory because he knows he must survive.

Most InterestingAdventure in the first 1/7th of my book Robinson Crusoe

The most interesting part of the 1st 1/7 part of book was when the pirates invaded Crusoe's cruise ship. The pirates kidnapped Crusoe and brought him to their ship. Two months later, Crusoe threw the captain overboard and threatened to shoot him through the head.

DR. Finn-solve

What: ghosts and vampires go after the main character

who: spiders and a boy, freaks, ghosts and vampires

Where: USA or Canada, abandoned movie theater